The Friend Zone

It’s a classic tale.

Girl meets boy. Girl really likes boy. Boy really likes girl…as a friend.

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I can’t tell you how many times this has happened to me. And I’m sure it’s common for men as well. So I know I’m not alone in this. Chemistry isn’t always a two way street. Sometimes one person will feel something that the other person just doesn’t get. That’s ok. That’s normal. That freakin’ sucks!

Listen, the fact of the matter is that there are over 6 billion people on this planet. So the chances of feeling something for the wrong person is likely to happen and happen more than once. It doesn’t mean you aren’t worth it. It doesn’t mean you won’t find it. It just means you have to keep looking and not let it get you down.

I don’t know if you’ve ever felt this way. I don’t know most of you at all. But I know that the things we feel are not unique to us. The hurts and heart breaks are universal. And if you’ve felt it, you better believe someone else has too.

Check out this week’s episode, because I’ve definitely been there before!

I hope you can find comfort in knowing that you aren’t alone!! I’m right there with you! Tweet me, email me, message me! I’m here!

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Episode 33: High Five Friends

Starring:

Liz Tailor & Mark Willis Borum

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Are You Watching Yet?

With only 8 new episodes left in my web series, now is the perfect time to binge-watch all the episodes available and stay up to date for the final ones.

Take a look at last week’s episode:

 

Or start back at the beginning:

And don’t forget to check in tomorrow, because the plot thickens!!!

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Episode 32: Finding a Unicorn

Starring:

Liz Tailor & Mark Willis Borum

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Episode 31: Bouquet Dodger

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Liz Tailor

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That is Not a Pick-up Line!

If you’ve seen this week’s episode of my web series, then you’ll have heard the latest in a succession of terrible pick-up lines meant to pick me up. Needless to say, they did not work. If you haven’t seen it yet, take a look:

Here’s a list of things that are not appropriate to use as a pick-up line! (And incidentally, all things that I have heard uttered in my direction. What is my life??)

**Caution: not for grandmas, children or the faint of heart.**

-“Hi, I’m married. Wanna get a drink cause actually… I’m not really married.”
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-“The things I would do to your vagina.”
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-“Hi, we don’t know your name, but we’ll F*** your brains out just the same.”
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-“You look like the kind of tall, voluptuous girl that I’ve always wanted to do it with.”
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-“See, tomorrow you should be waking up on top of me with the windows open.”

-“Hey princess, I just wanna get to know ya.”

-“Hope you like strangling kittens as much as I do!”

-“I’ll just come over to your place and take all my clothes off “

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Here’s a list of alternatives that one might try instead of the aforementioned list of disgustingness!

-“Hi!”

-“What’s your name?”

-“My name is ______”

That’s it! That’s all you need. Something polite. Something that let’s me know you are in fact a human being and not a Gremlin in human’s clothing. Seriously guys… try it sometime. I promise these options will get you much farther than anything that I’ve ever heard!

Got any pick-up lines that have worked? Or heard any that worked for you? Let me know!

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Episode 30: The Married Guy

Starring:

Liz Tailor & Ian Poake

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Episode 29: The F Bomber

Starring:

Liz Tailor, Daniel Berlingeri & Mike Moreno

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Episode 28: Bushwick Stalker

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