Used Cows and Crumpled Flowers

Let’s talk about sex. A very personal topic, to be sure. And I’ll be straight with you, internet. I’ve never had it. I didn’t have it on prom night or experiment in college. I didn’t have a Bradshaw-esque one night stand in New York City or make a really bad drunken decision. (Well, that’s notContinue reading “Used Cows and Crumpled Flowers”

Sci-Fi Debate Club

If you’ve seen this week’s episode of my web series, then you know about my Sci-Fi Debate Club. If you missed it, take a look… We didn’t plan it. We didn’t mean for it to happen. But when two of more nerds are gathered together, nerdy…geeky…dorky debates are bound to ensue! And yes… they canContinue reading “Sci-Fi Debate Club”

Surely You Jest

Sometimes I wonder if men are capable of making jokes without it being completely inappopriate and highly sexual. Take Mr. “I’m-still-deciding.” So the next day, I guess he decided because he texted me. And here’s what happened. Him – “are we fighting?” Me – “who is this again?” Him – “see… now you should haveContinue reading “Surely You Jest”

Don’t Even Bother

A couple weeks ago, Grace Kelle and I were out as usual. And we met these 2 guys. The one I ended up talking to was funny and nice and cute so I gave him my number. At the end of the night he (of course) invited me home with him. Promising all kinds ofContinue reading “Don’t Even Bother”