Day 17: Padme Amidala from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Guess what’s back tomorrow!!
It’s been a while since I’ve delved into the world of Nerdy hair and I have certainly missed it. It’s a hobby I never knew I was good and certainly wasn’t good at in high school despite desperately wishing I was back then. My hair was a menace in my younger years. A curly mop of unruly hair that I had no idea what do to with on a daily basis. Most days I wore it wet and continued to wet it throughout the day. Opting for the “I just got caught in a rainstorm” look. Very popular in the 90’s.
For those of you new to Nerd in the City, here’s a little back story. One day I was reading Shape magazine, as one does, when I came across the editor’s note. She wrote a piece about her hair and not understanding what to do with it. I could so relate! She said she decided to do something about this and challenged herself to 30 days of different hairstyles. Whether it was something as simple as a pony tail or as complicated as a side swept french braid, she was gonna do something different for 3o days to learn just what her hair could do.
I was inspired! What a proactive way to handle something that had plagued her and me for years! Me being me, I had to put a nerdy spin on it somehow and thus, 30 Days of Nerdy Hair was born.
This is my 6th series. And I’m doing things a little differently this time around. Usually it’s a mystery what I’ll choose from day to day, but I wanted to give you, beautiful nerds, a chance to join the challenge. I don’t know if you have trouble with your hair or are good at it. Either way, there are hairstyles in here that I bet you can do.
I’m posting all styles up front, so you know what to look for and if I can get on my game, I hope to do some tutorials as well so you truly can do them yourselves. Use the hashtag #30DaysofNerdyHair to join in and tag me directly @nerdinthesand on Instagram so I can see your wonderful creations. Feel free to use this as guidelines, suggestions, ideas and as always, please go off the map as often as you want to.
I hope you’ll try something new in September! For those of you who have been with me from the beginning, you might see the return of some favorites and I hope to improve on the past!
Sorry, gentlemen readers, this one is aimed at the ladies. But if you feel inspired to do a male version…hit me up! I’d love to see it!! 30 Days of Nerdy Hats perhaps??
Check out my whole Nerdy Hair journey HERE
I’m not on a mission to convince you that the prequels are worth watching. I think that argument is ridiculous. We all have our feelings and opinions on the matter.
I personally like them. They are deeply entrenched in nostalgia from my high school and early college years and yes…there are bad patches, but when I sat in that theater in 1999 watching The Phantom Menace and in 2002 watching Attack of the Clones and in 2005 watching Revenge of the Sith, the last thing on my mind was how well they held up as part of the beloved Star Wars Universe, much less whether they had merit as movies in general.
I love them. I still love them and no amount of vehement hatred or logical conclusions can convince me otherwise.
And likewise I’m sure my plucky optimism will do nothing to convince you they have worth and value and aren’t quite the evil incarnate that they have come to represent.
My beloved brothers and sisters in Star Wars fandom, let us cross party lines and hold hands together as we await The Force Awakens. Let’s band together, not bludgeon each other with the “I’m rights” and “you’re nots” that have become synonymous with loving Star Wars.
I am re-watching all of Star Wars in number order to prepare for the biggest of days. I prefer machete order, personally, but I think number order makes sense before watching Episode VII. Anyone who thinks otherwise is probably right as well (as it’s a choice not a commandment!)
Without further ado… here are 92 of my humble recollections, thoughts and feelings about Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace: (Best when read along with the movie.)
-Nute Gunray…no thank you!
-Anyone else shipping TC14 and C3PO… cause he needs a nice lady protocol droid.
-I remember hearing Obi-Wan say the classic line “I have a bad feeling about this” basically cemented it for me.
-I love Qui-Gonn so much.
-Battle droids have the funniest butts.
-That thing where Qui-Gonn puts his lightsaber through the door and makes a lava hole…so cool!
-Obi-Wan’s youthful exuberance is so infectious. He’s so eager to Jedi. And his smile reminds me of Anakin and Luke (in the happier time of course.)
-Queen Amidala’s wardrobe was my whole reason for life in high school. It’s why I chose to study fashion design in college.
-Oh, Captain Panaka. I always liked you! And definitely shipped him with Dorme in Attack of the Clones. Even supporting characters deserve a love story.
-Here comes Jar-Jar… you know what I thought was cool about Jar-Jar back in 1999 when I first saw TPM? I thought the behind the scene stuff with Ahmed Best was so cool. His screen capture work was so neat and really got overlooked in the aftermath of the Jar-Jar hatred.
-I really like saying “okie-day.” I’m gonna start saying it a lot more!
-Gungan City is beautiful and I’d like to book a night in a bubble room.
-Jar-Jar was clearly a fan of Full House’s Michelle Tanner…”How wude.”
-Jar-Jar involvement in the entire prequel trilogy is Qui-Gonn’s fault. Obi-Wan was all “leave him behind…we don’t have time.”
-The Bonga ship is cool.
-“There’s always a bigger fish!” I really love foreshadowing.
-Did we need two examples of “there’s always a bigger fish” though? Probably not.
-Obsessed with Amidala’s red dress with the glowing orb things.
-This movie began Kiera Knightley’s career. So we can thank it for that! You can never have enough women who vaguely resemble Natalie Portman.
-Oh, hey, little droid…we know you!
-“We’re losing droids, fast.” Not all droids, Obi-Wan. Not all droids!
-I guess I wonder why Sidious isn’t Force Choking people left and right, Vader style?
-Tatooine must have a lot of money in it’s tourism budget. There has to be billboards up in the galaxy “100 light years to Tatooine: Home of the bluest milk in the galaxy.” “30 light years from Tattoine: Home of the sexiest Twi’lek dancers.” Everyone goes to Tattoine!
-Awww little Jake Lloyd. It wasn’t your fault. Look how cute you were, you little mop head!
-“Oh yeah…totally not at all creepy that I’m gonna marry you in the next movie, Padme. Not one bit!” -Anakin
-Hey R2, come meet your new best friend for the rest of your life.
-Hahahaha! R2 is a bit of a prude. “What do you mean…naked?”
-Unrequited ship… Qui-Gonn and Shmi! Dreaming of the whatifs.
-Padme is a little idealistic to not know there’s slavery in the galaxy. Isn’t that something a politician should know about?
-More foreshadowing about Qui-Gonn’s death. I really do like foreshadowing!
-I think one of the biggest mistakes the prequels made was to kill off Qui-Gonn in the first movie. He and Obi-Wan are the best ones.
-I think Shmi’s accent is really sexy and can’t possibly come from Tatooine. Will go Google her entire history…
-“There was no father” That whole Midiclorian business is so unnecessary! Anakin could easily have been the chosen one with a father in the picture. It woulda worked. It’s sorta lazy to just nix the dad and call him chosen.
-Anakin had a whole bunch of Debbie Downer friends. Why does he hang out with them? Where’s his Biggs Darklighter?
-Qui-Gonn and Shmi could have been the forbidden Jedi romance we never had or rather the forbidden Jedi romance we deserved.
-In an alternate Star Wars timeline, Qui-Gonn defeats Darth Maul and goes back to marry Shmi and free her from slavery and becomes Anakin’s doting stepfather who loves him and helps Obi train him in the ways of the Force. And there is smiling and happiness!
-See, Qui-Gonn tried to save her! The feels!
-Jedi are cheaters! Misappropriation of Jedi powers. Not cool, Qui-Gonn. Not cool!
-“This is so wizard, Ani!” I’m definitely gonna start saying “wizard” and “okie-day”… get ready for it!
-Greg Proops! I love you from Whose Line…but Star Wars gives you street cred!
-Gardula the Hutt has breasts. Ewww. Put a gold bikini on those things.
-I LOVE pod racing.
-I was completely obsessed with that Aurra Sing sighting we get. I wanted to know everything about her!! It’s a travesty that they scraped her from the movies. A cool, lady bounty hunter? Sign me up! Thank goodness for The Clone Wars!
-Shout out to my Tusken Raiders!
-Poor Quadrinaro…he was just trying to support his family with a little pod racing.
-I wanted to be a pod racer so bad! And definitely had more than one Lego pod racing set! Pod racers make wicked cool Lego sets for sure.
-John Williams has a beautiful mind. And his music elevates this movie to places it couldn’t have gone without it. Duel of the Fates is still my jam to this day. And I really like Augie’s Municipal Band.
-This is the same as letting a 9 year old drag race. Very ill advised. What was everyone thinking?
-Poodu! (The sneakiest cursing in the galaxy.)
-Warrick Davis sighting!
-“You can’t stop the change, anymore than you can stop the sun from setting.” Dropping some serious wisdom, Shmi!
-“Thank the maker” takes on a whole new meaning after discovering who the maker is.
-No one writes musics like John Williams. NO ONE!
-I dig Darth Maul so much! Hes no Vader, of course. But he is a bad ass. When he flips off that speeder to fight Qui-Gonn…come on! Ray Park is a beast.
-Qui-Gonn trying to teach Anakin patience…the most useless lesson he ever taught. Anakin was not listening.
-Obi-Wan…meet Anakin Skywalker. You will train him and love him like a brother and then cut off his arm and legs and leave him for dead…it’s a whole thing.
-Japor snippets are the new class rings or like getting pinned I guess.
-I love those sunset handmaiden outfits. Definitely wanted one when I was a kid.
-Queen Amidala rarely uses contractions. Is it more regal to say do no and can not and I am??
-Unrequited ship #2: Yoda and Yaddle. Let’s get those crazy kids together. Wait…only 2 of their kind that we ever see? They could be related. Never mind, this isn’t Game of Thrones!
-What exactly is a vergence? And is it different that a convergence? Is it only a Jedi thing?
-No one wants to see politicians in the Star Wars Universe unless its an evil dictatorship and the rebellion that will overthrow it.
-Palpatine is one slippery snake and that is a strength of this movie.
-I loved this line when I watched back then and have had it memorized for years! “I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee.”
-Wookies in the Senate! ET’s in the Senate! George Lucas in the Senate!!!
-They sure have beautiful sunsets in Coruscant.
-“How feel you?” Another phrase I’m gonna start saying all the time.
-“Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” Sometimes I forget this line came from the prequels. It is so widely quoted and absolutely dripping of Star Wars! Forget not!
-What Amidala should have said: “Leave the Gungan. Take the cannoli”
-“From your point of view.” See! Obi-Wan listens to his Master. And Qui-Gonn’s idioms become his own.
-Obi-Wan is the very best.
-Anakin: “I gave Japor snippets to the Queen?” (sunglass smiley face!)
-I really like her battle hair. (Saving that for a 30 Days of Nerdy Hair to come.)
-Those yellow Naboo starfighters. So cool looking.
-Gungan vs Battle Droids is a fight I could care less about. But those Gungan shields!
-FAVORITE PART OF THE MOVIE!! DARTH MAUL appears! Duel of the Fates …2 bladed lightsaber…epic fight ensues!!
-Just a room with bridges and no hand rails and now red laser doors? Who built this death trap palace?
-I always thought Padme’s blaster was so sleek! I had the mini keychain version.
-NOOOOOOOOO, NOT QUI-GONN!! Oh, you’re gonna get it now, Maul!
-Seriously, Ray Park! BEAST.
-Lady Naboo pilot alert.
-Battle Droid 1138. (Easter Egg alert)
-Darth Maul, you shoulda had more time to be evil. But (spoiler alert)I’m glad you got resurrected in The Clone Wars.
-Palpatine foreshadowing. You know how I feel about the foreshadowing!
-Qui-Gonn wanted balance to the Force which my father pointed out mean 2 Jedi and 2 Sith. Which is what eventually comes about after Vader kills the Jedi. Dad wonders why Qui-Gonn wanted to bring this balance. When there were so many Jedi and 2 Sith. Did he know the cost of balance?
-Obi and Ani together at last.
-Always 2 there are. No more, no less.
-History Lesson: In 1999, my brother bought the soundtrack before seeing the movie. And one of the tracks was named Qui-Gonn’s funeral. So we knew he was gonna die and that’s why we don’t buy soundtracks before seeing the films. No spoilers please!
-I love the ending. Augie’s Municipal Band and the big blue ball of peace (which incidentally, looks a lot like their big blue ball of death.)
-I have always waited till the end of the credits and in TPM, we were rewarded with the sound of Vader breathing. We flipped our shit. It was so exciting and fueled the excitement for the next episode!
-(Side Note: I saw The Phantom Menace 11 times in the theaters.)
Here’s a collection of my costume choices from the past. Head over to Instagram for a countdown to this year’s costume. And be sure to tag @nerdinthesand with your Halloween pics for a chance to be featured on ny insta. I will reveal this year’s costume at 3pm pst.
#1: First Halloween Costume Ever
#3: Minnie Mouse
#4: Princess Leia
#7: Maria from Roswell
#6: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
#7: Harley Quinn
#8: Padme Amidala
There are plenty more to choose from, but there are my personal favorites.
Do you have a favorite costume from your past?
Favorite Fictional Fashion Sense
I’m sure most of you, gentle readers, already know about my love of fashion. I studied fashion design in college and moved to New York expressly to pursue a career in fashion. I did my internship here and had big dreams of creating my own fashion label. As we all know, dreams change!
Here are the characters who’s fashion I love the most. I think the photos speak for themselves!!
#1 – Carrie Bradshaw
#2 – Daenarys Targaryen
#3 – Padme Amidala
#4 – The Pink Ladies
#5 – The Doctor
Day 16: Padme Amidala from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
I was going to save this one for Thursday, the 18th, which will mark that we only have 6 months till Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens opens in theaters. But today I woke up with great Padme hair texture, so I had to bump it up a couple days. Padme Amidala starts off in Episode 1 as the queen of Naboo. Her hair is very strategic and massive. It’s part of her costume and her persona as queen. It’s meant to intimidate. By Episode III she has softened her hairstyles, rocking curls and waves. The hair becomes far less intimidating and much more feminine. Representing a change, not only in her political status (she is no longer queen of Naboo in Ep. III) but also in her personal life. She is married and pregnant, about to give birth to her and Anakin’s child. This is a much different Padme and her hair is a reflection of that. Hair can tell you a lot of things about a person!!
I used a clip in place of her headpiece and just let the curls cascade down. I also added a coral lip gloss like she’s wearing in the above picture. Now all I need is a flowy, Naboo nightgown and a very angry, confused Jedi husband and my journey to Padme cosplay will be complete.
Is anyone else so freaking ready for The Force Awakens??? Is it December yet???
May the hair be with you…always.
Day 30: Padme Skywalker Amidala from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Today is day 30, friends. And you know what that means… this is the last day of the series. Thank you for watching me and my shennanigans. I hope you enjoyed it. If you have a favorite, as usual, I’d love to hear. Comment below, tweet me, email me, whatever!
The next series of 30 Days of Nerdy Hair won’t be till Nov. 2014. That’s plenty of time to get your suggestions in!
Thanks nerds!!! Have a happy holidays. Next up… 25 days of nerdy Christmas. (Incidentally, starting later today.)
Day 18: Padme Amidala from Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones
I know, I know. You’re thinking ‘she calls herself the Nerd in the City and she chooses hair from the prequels?’ But have no fear, Leia is still on the way.
And guess what, whatever the prequels are to you, they still have some of the kickin’ assiest hair in cinema history…fact!
And so what, I like them. So here you have it. My inspiration for my last day at the beach.
I’m even wearing my Celebration III shirt in honor.
Given my beachy texture, thanks to my vacation, this was a little difficult to acheive. But I started off with a defined middle part and pulled my hair into a low ponytail. Then I took small section of the ponytail and twisted and pinned them to create a bun.